The Eternal Struggle

Best mass email ever?

Hello workmates…

This may be one of the odder emails you receive today, but here goes… I’m wondering if anyone’s seen my french fries puppet (see attached photo for reference). He’s gone missing. Last I remember seeing him was around the time of the xmas party. I thought he’d eventually just find his way home, but sadly that’s not the case. If anyone knows of his whereabouts (or has a lead), please let me know. My first concern, of course, is his safety. My second concern is that McDonald’s is gonna be really upset when we tell them he won’t be available for the next ‘Hamburger Month’ campaign, which is fastly approaching.